Top five things:
5> "Boss, I'll be borrowin' a coupla doubloons from petty cash
fer some Ho Ho's and a bottle of rum."
4> "Aaaarrrrrghhh! Who among us floated the air mead?"
3> "Arrr! I've arrr!anged for Arrr!lene in arrr!chives to send
up that arrr!ticle on arrr!bitration."
2> "Avast, ye demon copy machine! Taste the wrath of my arse!"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing to
Say at Work on Talk Like a Pirate Day...
1> "Arrr, I have made note of yer demands and I have but one
question for ye: Will ye be wantin' slivers o' potato fried
in the popular French style with that?"
As it tis the day when me mum brought me into this world to plunder and pilage the 7 seas, I demand ye post comments like a pirate. And a happy birthday to me brother as well.